The inheritance
April 13, 2009 at 3:39 pm | Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a commentSanta and Banta meet in the street. Santa looked dejected and almost on the verge of tears.
Banta said, "Hey, how come you look like the whole world caved in?"
Santa said, "Let me tell you. Three weeks ago, an uncle died and left me fifty lacs."
"That's not bad."
"Hold on, I'm just getting started. Two weeks ago, a cousin I never knew died and left me twenty lacs."
"I'd like that."
"Last week my grandfather passed away. I inherited almost a million."
"The how come you look so glum?"
"This week – nothing!"
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Quiz For People Who Think They Know Everthing
April 13, 2009 at 3:31 pm | Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment
Just when you thought you knew everything. WHAM!!!!!!! Now, a Quiz For People Who Think They Know Everything . . . .
ANSWERS BELOW……..DON'T LOOK TILL YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY READY!
Answers To Quiz
- There's one "sport" in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends. What is it? ***Boxing.
- What famous North American landmark is constantly moving backward? ***Niagara Falls. The rim is worn down about two and a half feet each year because of the millions of gallons of water that rush over it every minute.
- Of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons. All other vegetables must be replanted every year. ***What are the only two perennial vegetables? Asparagus and rhubarb.
- Name the only sport in which the ball is always in possession of the team on defense, and the offensive team can score without touching the ball? ***Baseball.
- What fruit has its seeds on the outside? ***Strawberry.
- In many liquor stores, you can buy pear brandy, with a real pear inside the bottle. The pear is whole and ripe, and the bottle is genuine; it hasn't been cut in any way. How did the pear get inside the bottle? ***The pear grew inside the bottle. The bottles are placed over pear buds when they are small, and are wired in place on the tree. The bottle is left in place for the whole growing season. When the pears are ripe, they are snipped off at the stems.
- Only three words in standard English begin with the letters "dw." They are all common. Name two of them. ***Dwarf, dwell, and dwindle.
- There are fourteen punctuation marks in English grammar. Can you name half of them? ***Period, comma, colon, semicolon, dash, hyphen, apostrophe, question mark, exclamation point, quotation marks, brackets, parenthesis, braces, and ellipses.
- Where are the lakes that are referred to in the "Los Angeles Lakers?" ***In Minnesota. The team was originally known as the Minneapolis Lakers and kept the name when they moved west.
- There are seven ways a baseball player can legally reach first base without getting a hit. Taking a base on balls-a walk-is one way. Name the other six. ***Batter hit by a pitch; passed ball; catcher interference; catcher drops third strike; fielder's choice; and being designated as a pinch runner.
- It's the only vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form but fresh. What is it? ***Lettuce.
- Name six or more things that you can wear on your feet that begin with the letter "S." ***Shoes, socks, sandals, sneakers, slippers, skis, skates, snowshoes, stockings, stilts.
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Need New shoes ?
April 13, 2009 at 2:37 pm | Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment
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Shayaris by S/W Engg…
April 12, 2009 at 7:00 am | Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment
Arz kiya hai……………………….
Kal jab mile thhe….
to dil mein hua ek sound.
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain…
your FILE NOT FOUND!
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Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga…
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
CTRL+ALT+ DEL kar doonga…
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Shayad mere pyar ko
taste karna bhool gaye…
Dil sey aisa CUT kiya
ke PASTE karna bhool gaye….
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Laakhon honge nigaah mein
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo…
Mere pyaar ke icon pe
kabhi to DOUBLE CLICK karo…
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Roz subha hum karte hain
pyar se unhe good morning…
Woh aise ghoor ke dekti hain
jaise 0 ERRORS aur 5 WARNING…
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Aisa bhi nahin hai ke
I don't like your face.
Par dil ke storage mein
No more DISK SPACE.
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Ghar se jab tum nikale
pehen ke reshmi gown.
Jaane kitne dilon ka
ho gaya SERVER DOWN
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HTML Signatures in Gmail
April 11, 2009 at 12:28 pm | Posted in FF3, Gmail, Google Products, Softwares, Tips, Tools | Leave a commentNow one can create HTML signatures in Gmail and insert them using a Greasemonkey script: User Script

In Gmail, it creates a box (shown aside) where one can create a signature.
Firefox Add-on: Black Canvas Gmail Signatures
In their own words,
Automatically inserts HTML signatures into your Gmail messages based on which address you are sending from. Supports up to four signatures for each address you have set up. Works for Compose Message and Reply/Forward.
"Sai Rehabilitation Programme" of Sri Sathya Sai Institute of Higher Medical Sciences (SSSIHMS), Bangalore – A press Report
April 11, 2009 at 10:26 am | Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment
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Superb Tamil song by Harris Jayaraj
April 9, 2009 at 8:26 pm | Posted in Music | 1 CommentIn a latest Tamil movie of Surya and Sameera Reddy called Varanam Aayiram, there is one superb romantic song Nenjukkul Peinthidum. It is composed by Harris Jayaraj. After really long time, got one good song from Harris Jayaraj.
It can be downloaded from this site. There are two versions. One is the original with the heading Nenjukkul Peidhidum and its remix with the name Oh Shanthi Shanthi. Worth listening. Sure, you would not regret.
The video of this song adds to its beauty
Morning Chat : Conversation b/w Ram and Hanuman
April 9, 2009 at 7:13 pm | Posted in Uncategorized | 1 CommentThe Lord surveyed the Ram Setu and said "Hanuman, how diligently and strenuously you and your vanara sena had built this bridge several centuries back. It is remarkable that it has withstood the ravages of the climatic and geographical changes over centuries. It is indeed an amazing feat especially considering the fact that a bridge at Hyderabad built by Gammon using latest technology collapsed the other day even before they could stick the posters on its pillars."
Hanuman with all humility spoke "Jai Sri Ram, it is all because of your grace. We just scribbled your name on the stones and threw them in the sea and they held. No steel from TISCO or cement from Ambuja or ACC was ever used. But Lord, why rake up the old issue now."
Ram spoke "Well, Hanuman some people down there want to demolish the bridge and construct a canal. The contract involves lot of money and lot of money will be made. They will make money on demolition and make more money on construction. "
Hanuman humbly bowed down and said "Why not we go down and present our case"
Ram said "Times have changed since we were down there. They will ask us to submit age proof and we don't have either a birth certificate or school leaving certificate. We traveled mainly on foot and some times in bullock carts and so we don't have a driving license either. As far as the address proof is concerned the fact that I was born – Ayodhya is itself under litigation for over half a century, If I go in a traditional attire with bow and arrow, the ordinary folks may recognize me but Arjun Singh may take me to be some tribal and, at the most, offer a seat at IIT under the reserved category. Also, a God cannot walk in dressed in a three-piece suit and announce his arrival. It would make even the devotees suspicious. So it is dilemma so to say."
"I can vouch for you by saying that I personally built the bridge."
"My dear, Anjani putra, it will not work. They will ask you to produce the lay-out plan, the project details, including financial outlay and how the project cost was met and the completion certificate. Nothing is accepted without documentary evidence in India . You may cough but unless a doctor certifies it, you have no cough. A pensioner may present himself personally but the authorities do not take it as proof. He has to produce a life-certificate to prove that he is alive. It is that complicated. "
"Lord can't understand these historians. Over the years you have given darshan once every hundred years to saints like Surdas, Tulsidas, Saint Thyagaraja, Jayadeva, Bhadrachala Ramdas and even Sant Tukaram and still they disbelieve your existence and say Ramayana is a myth. The only option, I see, is to re-enact Ramayana on earth and set the government records straight once for all."
Lord smiled "It is not that easy today. Ravan is apprehensive that he may look like a saint in front of Karunanidhi. I also spoke to his mama Mareechan, who appeared as a golden deer to tempt Sita maiyya when I was in the forest and he said that he won't take a chance of stepping on earth as long as Salman Khan is around."
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SMS Notification for a mail in Gmail
April 9, 2009 at 4:16 pm | Posted in Entertainment, Gmail, Google Products, Internet Evolution, Tips, Tools | Leave a commentNow one can get an sms notification for
- any mail that appears into Gmail / Yahoo
- a specific mail that appears into Gmail / Yahoo
How? Answer is Way2SMS.com
Way2SMS has come long way from its preliminary old. Their UI resembles the AJAX technology and has its similarities with Gmail UI. As in 160by2, one will get the ‘A message from Recipient’s Name’ instead of ‘A message from WAY2SMS.COM’ which is common for all the free web sms websites.
It provides with 110 characters as against 90 of 160by2.com and Indyarocks.com
One can set a mail alerts for Gmail and Yahoo. The funda is: Whenever a mail appears in the inbox of Way2SMS.com, one can activate an alert, which will send an sms for every mail that appears in way2sms.com. So, to get an alert for all mails that appear in Gmail or Yahoo, create a filter (to suit the needs) and say Forward to your Way2SMS.com mail id and Woah! You get an sms whenever a mail meeting those conditions appears in Gmail or Yahoo! Help of Way2SMS for Gmail Configuration and Yahoo Configuration.
Chat with both Yahoo and Gmail users simultaneously.
For other features, sign up for Way2SMS.com and check out.
Never is it too late for a good laugh!!
April 9, 2009 at 3:14 pm | Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment
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