The inheritance

April 13, 2009 at 3:39 pm | Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Santa and Banta meet in the street. Santa looked dejected and almost on the verge of tears.

Banta said, "Hey, how come you look like the whole world caved in?"

Santa said, "Let me tell you. Three weeks ago, an uncle died and left me fifty lacs."

"That's not bad."

"Hold on, I'm just getting started. Two weeks ago, a cousin I never knew died and left me twenty lacs."

"I'd like that."

"Last week my grandfather passed away. I inherited almost a million."

"The how come you look so glum?"

"This week – nothing!"


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Quiz For People Who Think They Know Everthing

April 13, 2009 at 3:31 pm | Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment


Just when you thought you knew everything. WHAM!!!!!!! Now, a Quiz For People Who Think They Know Everything . . . .

  1. There's one "sport" in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends. What is it?
  2. What famous North American landmark is constantly moving backward?
  3. Of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons. All other vegetables must be replanted every year. What are the only two perennial vegetables?
  4. Name the only sport in which the ball is always in possession of the team on defense,and the offensive team can score without touching the ball?
  5. What fruit has its seeds on the outside?
  6. In many liquor stores, you can buy pear brandy, with a real pear inside the bottle. The pear is whole and ripe, and the bottle is genuine; it hasn't been cut in any way. How did the pear get inside the bottle?
  7. Only three words in standard English begin with the letters "dw." They are all common. Name two of them.
  8. There are fourteen punctuation marks in English grammar. Can you name half of them?
  9. Where are the lakes that are referred to in the "Los Angeles Lakers?"
  10. There are seven ways a base ball player can legally reach first base without getting a hit. Taking a base on balls-a walk-is one way. Name the other six.
  11. It's the only vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form but fresh. What is it?
  12. 12. Name six or more things that you can wear on your feet that begin with the letter "S."

ANSWERS BELOW……..DON'T LOOK TILL YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY READY!

Answers To Quiz

  1. There's one "sport" in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends. What is it? ***Boxing.
  2. What famous North American landmark is constantly moving backward? ***Niagara Falls. The rim is worn down about two and a half feet each year because of the millions of gallons of water that rush over it every minute.
  3. Of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons. All other vegetables must be replanted every year. ***What are the only two perennial vegetables? Asparagus and rhubarb.
  4. Name the only sport in which the ball is always in possession of the team on defense, and the offensive team can score without touching the ball? ***Baseball.
  5. What fruit has its seeds on the outside? ***Strawberry.
  6. In many liquor stores, you can buy pear brandy, with a real pear inside the bottle. The pear is whole and ripe, and the bottle is genuine; it hasn't been cut in any way. How did the pear get inside the bottle? ***The pear grew inside the bottle. The bottles are placed over pear buds when they are small, and are wired in place on the tree. The bottle is left in place for the whole growing season. When the pears are ripe, they are snipped off at the stems.
  7. Only three words in standard English begin with the letters "dw." They are all common. Name two of them. ***Dwarf, dwell, and dwindle.
  8. There are fourteen punctuation marks in English grammar. Can you name half of them? ***Period, comma, colon, semicolon, dash, hyphen, apostrophe, question mark, exclamation point, quotation marks, brackets, parenthesis, braces, and ellipses.
  9. Where are the lakes that are referred to in the "Los Angeles Lakers?" ***In Minnesota. The team was originally known as the Minneapolis Lakers and kept the name when they moved west.
  10. There are seven ways a baseball player can legally reach first base without getting a hit. Taking a base on balls-a walk-is one way. Name the other six. ***Batter hit by a pitch; passed ball; catcher interference; catcher drops third strike; fielder's choice; and being designated as a pinch runner.
  11. It's the only vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form but fresh. What is it? ***Lettuce.
  12. Name six or more things that you can wear on your feet that begin with the letter "S." ***Shoes, socks, sandals, sneakers, slippers, skis, skates, snowshoes, stockings, stilts.


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Need New shoes ?

April 13, 2009 at 2:37 pm | Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment
Shoes
 


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Shayaris by S/W Engg…

April 12, 2009 at 7:00 am | Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment


Arz kiya hai……………………….

Kal jab mile thhe….
to dil mein hua ek sound.
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain…
your FILE NOT FOUND!
———— ——— ———
Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga…
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
CTRL+ALT+ DEL kar doonga…
———— ——— ———
Shayad mere pyar ko
taste karna bhool gaye…
Dil sey aisa CUT kiya
ke PASTE karna bhool gaye….
———— ——— ———
Laakhon honge nigaah mein
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo…
Mere pyaar ke icon pe
kabhi to DOUBLE CLICK karo…
———— ——— ———
Roz subha hum karte hain
pyar se unhe good morning…
Woh aise ghoor ke dekti hain
jaise 0 ERRORS aur 5 WARNING…
———— ——— ———
Aisa bhi nahin hai ke
I don't like your face.
Par dil ke storage mein
No more DISK SPACE.
———— ——— ———
Ghar se jab tum nikale
pehen ke reshmi gown.
Jaane kitne dilon ka
ho gaya SERVER DOWN


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HTML Signatures in Gmail

April 11, 2009 at 12:28 pm | Posted in FF3, Gmail, Google Products, Softwares, Tips, Tools | Leave a comment

Now one can create HTML signatures in Gmail and insert them using a Greasemonkey script: User Script 


In Gmail, it creates a box (shown aside) where one can create a signature.

Firefox Add-on: Black Canvas Gmail Signatures

In their own words,
Automatically inserts HTML signatures into your Gmail messages based on which address you are sending from. Supports up to four signatures for each address you have set up. Works for Compose Message and Reply/Forward.

"Sai Rehabilitation Programme" of Sri Sathya Sai Institute of Higher Medical Sciences (SSSIHMS), Bangalore – A press Report

April 11, 2009 at 10:26 am | Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Deccan Herald » Spectrum » Detailed Story

 

Tuesday, March 24, 2009
"Rehabilitation scheme for state's patients"
Aruna Chandaraju
The programme covering cardiac patients of SSSIHMS hailing from Karnataka began as a pilot project in 2005.


Anyone who has been discharged from a hospital after surgery, would know that once he pays his bills and leaves, the relationship with the hospital virtually ends there. Unless he himself were to renew contact by seeking a revisit-appointment. That is the norm anywhere.

Except at Sri Sathya Sai Institute of Higher Medical Sciences (SSSIHMS), Bangalore, that offers zero-cost treatment to all patients. In a first-of-its kind project, called Sai Rehabilitation Programme, the hospital has been tracking all its cardiac-surgery patients across Karnataka including remote areas, and providing recuperative medical-rehabilitation services.

Moreover, this post-operative care is offered at a local doctor’s clinic i.e.  almost at a patient’s doorstep, explains Programme Coordinator, M S Umesh Rao who, along with former SSSIHMS director Dr A N Safaya conceived of and developed the programme.

Thus the hospital’s protective umbrella covers the patient even after he leaves the hospital for his home, often hundreds of miles away.

 

Why this programme?

The management explained that post-surgery recuperative care––continuing doctor-consultations, regular medication and diagnostic tests, and lifestyle changes––is vital for cardiac patients. However, most patients are poor and illiterate––hence unlikely to understand this and do the needful. And considering that SSSIHMS gives its hi-tech treatment entirely free of cost, the doctors felt their efforts shouldn’t go waste once the patient returns home. Even in case of an aware patient wanting to return for a check-up, the effort and cost of travel involved could be daunting.

 

Rehab scheme

The Rehab Scheme uses the vast network of registered volunteers including doctors constituting Sri Sathya Sai Seva Organisation (SSSSO). This vast resource, divided district-wise, formed the starting point, explains Nagesh G Dhakappa, Karnataka State President, SSSSO.

So, how does the scheme work? First, the Sai Organisation enlists the support of volunteer-doctors across all 30 Karnataka districts.

The doctors are screened and attend an orientation workshop at SSSIHMS. These doctors–––who offer their services free of cost––submit their address and contact numbers to the hospital and to their own district’s Sai Organisation President and Coordinator all of whom then create a Rehab Scheme database.

When a patient from Karnataka––after surgery at SSSIHMS––is being discharged, his address is checked against the database to identify a doctor nearest his residence. This doctor’s contacts are given to the patient as part of his discharge summary.

He is asked to contact this doctor for three check-ups in the first six months following discharge, and also when he feels seriously unwell. Simultaneously, this doctor and relevant District President and Coordinator are contacted by SSSIHMS and given details of the patient being put under their charge and care.

With this two-way channel established, the patient visits this local doctor for regular consultations and lifestyle-check, all done free of cost.

This doctor also guides the patient in getting his medicines and follow-up tests from reliable pharmacists and labs.

The local doctor sends up the patient’s reports to SSSIHMS whose doctors are thus able to regularly monitor their patients from a distance. Based on these reports, if need be, SSSIHSM doctors might ask a patient to return to hospital––for further, zero-cost treatment.

In cases where the patient can’t afford the monthly medicines and tests (for eg, valve-replacement patients need expensive after-care), the local doctor and Sai Organisation members arrange free drugs and tests.

If a patient fails to report for check-up, the District President/Coordinator, who has his address, might even land up at his doorstep to take him to the clinic! The hospital, however, has been unable to reach out to a small percentage of patients who have relocated without informing SSSIHMS or local doctor of their new address.

Already, SSSIHMS has taken on the mammoth task of providing zero-cost, hi-tech medical care to thousands of patients. So, is not the Sai Rehab Programme a tremendous extra burden?

“Not at all,” replies Dr A S Hegde, Director, SSSIHMS, “It is an extension of the hospital’s charitable work. In fact, we derive great satisfaction from being able to extend our service to patients even after they leave us and are living far away.”

The programme covering cardiac patients of SSSIHMS hailing from Karnataka began as a pilot project in 2005.

Given its success, it’s now being replicated for rest-of-India patients beginning with Andhra Pradesh and Kerala.

A similar programme is being planned for neuro-patients too.


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Superb Tamil song by Harris Jayaraj

April 9, 2009 at 8:26 pm | Posted in Music | 1 Comment

In a latest Tamil movie of Surya and Sameera Reddy called Varanam Aayiram, there is one superb romantic song Nenjukkul Peinthidum. It is composed by Harris Jayaraj. After really long time, got one good song from Harris Jayaraj.
It can be downloaded from this site. There are two versions. One is the original with the heading Nenjukkul Peidhidum and its remix with the name Oh Shanthi Shanthi. Worth listening. Sure, you would not regret.
The video of this song adds to its beauty :)

Morning Chat : Conversation b/w Ram and Hanuman

April 9, 2009 at 7:13 pm | Posted in Uncategorized | 1 Comment

The Lord surveyed the Ram Setu and said "Hanuman, how diligently and strenuously you and your vanara sena had built this bridge several centuries back. It is remarkable that it has withstood the ravages of the climatic and geographical changes over centuries. It is indeed an amazing feat especially considering the fact that a bridge at Hyderabad built by Gammon using latest technology collapsed the other day even before they could stick the posters on its pillars."

Hanuman with all humility spoke "Jai Sri Ram, it is all because of your grace. We just scribbled your name on the stones and threw them in the sea and they held. No steel from TISCO or cement from Ambuja or ACC was ever used. But Lord, why rake up the old issue now."

Ram spoke "Well, Hanuman some people down there want to demolish the bridge and construct a canal. The contract involves lot of money and lot of money will be made. They will make money on demolition and make more money on construction. "

Hanuman humbly bowed down and said "Why not we go down and present our case"
Ram said "Times have changed since we were down there. They will ask us to submit age proof and we don't have either a birth certificate or school leaving certificate. We traveled mainly on foot and some times in bullock carts and so we don't have a driving license either. As far as the address proof is concerned the fact that I was born – Ayodhya is itself under litigation for over half a century, If I go in a traditional attire with bow and arrow, the ordinary folks may recognize me but Arjun Singh may take me to be some tribal and, at the most, offer a seat at IIT under the reserved category. Also, a God cannot walk in dressed in a three-piece suit and announce his arrival. It would make even the devotees suspicious. So it is dilemma so to say."

"I can vouch for you by saying that I personally built the bridge."
"My dear, Anjani putra, it will not work. They will ask you to produce the lay-out plan, the project details, including financial outlay and how the project cost was met and the completion certificate. Nothing is accepted without documentary evidence in India . You may cough but unless a doctor certifies it, you have no cough. A pensioner may present himself personally but the authorities do not take it as proof. He has to produce a life-certificate to prove that he is alive. It is that complicated. "

"Lord can't understand these historians. Over the years you have given darshan once every hundred years to saints like Surdas, Tulsidas, Saint Thyagaraja, Jayadeva, Bhadrachala Ramdas and even Sant Tukaram and still they disbelieve your existence and say Ramayana is a myth. The only option, I see, is to re-enact Ramayana on earth and set the government records straight once for all."

Lord smiled "It is not that easy today. Ravan is apprehensive that he may look like a saint in front of Karunanidhi. I also spoke to his mama Mareechan, who appeared as a golden deer to tempt Sita maiyya when I was in the forest and he said that he won't take a chance of stepping on earth as long as Salman Khan is around."


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SMS Notification for a mail in Gmail

April 9, 2009 at 4:16 pm | Posted in Entertainment, Gmail, Google Products, Internet Evolution, Tips, Tools | Leave a comment

Now one can get an sms notification for

  • any mail that appears into Gmail / Yahoo
  • a specific mail that appears into Gmail / Yahoo

How? Answer is Way2SMS.com

Way2SMS has come long way from its preliminary old. Their UI resembles the AJAX technology and has its similarities with Gmail UI. As in 160by2, one will get the ‘A message from Recipient’s Name’ instead of ‘A message from WAY2SMS.COM’ which is common for all the free web sms websites.

It provides with 110 characters as against 90 of 160by2.com and Indyarocks.com

One can set a mail alerts for Gmail and Yahoo. The funda is: Whenever a mail appears in the inbox of Way2SMS.com, one can activate an alert, which will send an sms for every mail that appears in way2sms.com. So, to get an alert for all mails that appear in Gmail or Yahoo, create a filter (to suit the needs) and say Forward to your Way2SMS.com mail id and Woah! You get an sms whenever a mail meeting those conditions appears in Gmail or Yahoo! Help of Way2SMS for Gmail Configuration and Yahoo Configuration.

Chat with both Yahoo and Gmail users simultaneously.

For other features, sign up for Way2SMS.com and check out.

Never is it too late for a good laugh!!

April 9, 2009 at 3:14 pm | Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment


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